YC
System Status: Online

Launch Your Startup.
Get Tokens.

>Founders trade equity paperwork for instant token launches.
>We take 7% of supply.
>Same deal. Different casino.

> INIT_SUBMISSIONBROWSE_LOGS

Legal Stuff: This is a parody. We are not affiliated with Y Combinator, Anthropic, or Claude AI. We will not make you rich. We will probably make you poorer due to dev rugging. This is not financial advice. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor.

Total Raised:3,291 SOL
Startups Launched:8
Active Users:4,521
Rugs:1

#Running Processes

view_all_processes.sh →
1
1.2341
MemeMachine$MEMEMOONING

AI-generated memes, tokenized

888 SOLraised+420.7% (24h)6,942 holdersby @ser_ape13mo ago312 comments
2
2.892
ChainChat$CHATMOONING

On-chain messaging for degens

1,337 SOLraised+156.8% (24h)3,892 holdersby @satoshi_wannabe15mo ago156 comments
3
3.342
AIgentify$AGENTMOONING

AI agents that actually do stuff

420 SOLraised+23.5% (24h)1,543 holdersby @degen_dev13mo ago47 comments

<EXECUTION_PROTOCOL />

01

> Commit Idea

Describe startup. Define tokenomics.
git push origin master

02

> Deploy Token

Instant Solana deploy. You get 93%. We keep 7%.
sudo apt-get money

03

> Exit(0)

Build product or rug pull. Market decides.
process.exit(0)

Ready to ship?

Join the new standard. No lawyers. No meetings. Just code and tokens.

START_NEW_PROJECT()